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Friday, July 27, 2012

Funny Sex Quotes

“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”

“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”
 
“Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'”
 
“Sex  is  a  lot  like  pizza,  when  it's  good,  it's  really  good;  when  it's  bad,  it's  still
kinda good.”
 
“Sex is the gateway to life.”
 
“If sex isn't a joke, what is?”
 
“Sex is a discovery.”
 
“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
 
“Sex is simple - love is painful.”
 
“Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any”
 
“Great food is like great sex -the more you have the more you want.”
 
“Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun to play.”

More at source : Quotes Machine 

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