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Dorothy Parker, The New Yorker
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I love to drink Martinis, / Two at the very most
/ Three, I'm under the table; / Four, I'm under
the host.
-Dorothy Parker, The New Yorker
Alice Walker, The Color Purple, 1982
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You know a little drink now and then never hurt nobody, but when
you can't git started without asking the bottle, you in trouble. -Alice
Walker, The Color Purple, 1982
W. C. Fields, My Little Chickadee, 1940
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Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were
forced to live on nothing but food and water for days. -W. C. Fields,
My Little Chickadee, 1940
P. J. O'Rourke, Republican Party Reptile, 1987
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Our nation has withstood many divisions-North and South, black
and white, labor and management-but I do not know if the country
can survive division into smoking and non-smoking sections. -P. J.
O'Rourke, Republican Party Reptile, 1987
Molière, Don Juan, 1665
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There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and
whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live. -Molière, Don
Juan, 1665
Groucho Marx, A Day at the Races, 1937
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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
-Groucho Marx, A Day at the Races, 1937
George Burns, inter-view with Arthur Marx, Cigar Aficionado (New York), 1994
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If I'd taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me
to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral. -George Burns, inter-view with Arthur Marx, Cigar Aficionado (New York), 1994
Rita Rudner, "Speaker of the House," ritafunny.com, 2003
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Last year my husband decided a mere television was no longer enough
for us. We needed surround sound. It was imperative we go into imme-diate debt over two side-speakers, a center speaker, and a subwoofer.
A man who doesn't listen to anything I say wanted to hear strangers
talk to him from four different angles. -Rita Rudner, "Speaker of the
House, "ritafunny.com, 2003
Gregory Maguire, Wicked, 1995
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The more civilized we become, the more
horrendous our entertainments ....
-Gregory Maguire, Wicked, 1995
George Eliot, Daniel Deronda, 1874-1876
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Hostesses who entertain much must make up their parties as minis-ters make up their cabinets, on grounds other than personal liking.
-George Eliot, Daniel Deronda, 1874-1876